We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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