She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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