This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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