my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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