think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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