I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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