Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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