Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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