ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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