yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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