Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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