The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I forgot wine drunk hurts
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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