fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
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