One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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