Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i came on her dog
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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