But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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