i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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