It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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