i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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