its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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