White coat. Heels.
Where is the hickey?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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