I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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