It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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