this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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