Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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