glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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