There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
wow bdsm is so cute
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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