Slut skills are useful in every country.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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