he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm at about main and main street
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Randomize
