after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
What a dumb baby whore.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Congratulations! We have a period
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