what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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