what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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