even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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