Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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