One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I CAN MOONWALK!
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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