I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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