I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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