this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
