UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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