The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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