sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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