Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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