Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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