How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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