Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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