at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
