He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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