i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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