everyone is single if you try hard enough
I'm passing your future prison.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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