I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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