You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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