we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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