she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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