yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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