It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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